ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Randomize
