Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
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