Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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