If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I have feelings that need drinking.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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