dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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