Do you still have your period?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect