how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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