I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE