You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
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One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.