I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
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She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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