apparently the secret to your success is patron
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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