Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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