i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Randomize
