This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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