I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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