I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
