Someone shit on the floor
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i believe in u and ur pee
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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