the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
