Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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