i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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