yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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