i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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