your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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