yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
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