his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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