he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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