There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
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How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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