he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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