I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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