We're like a lot better than the average bears
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
time to smoke my breakfast
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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