I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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