I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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