CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
