It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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