this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
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Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
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