How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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