Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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