so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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