so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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