i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
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I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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