ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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