Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
