You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
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and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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