i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
