It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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