i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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