I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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