big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
a search helicopter?!
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
