This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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