I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I don't think brook has ever known best
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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