thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
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I hope you did not try this.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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