North Korea, Best Korea!
I think my vagina is haunted
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
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