1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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