shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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