69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
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My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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