I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
and eventually we just all took our pants off
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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