Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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