she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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