I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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