You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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