Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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