Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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