Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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